Profanity/Swearing

Ween is sometimes prone to using certain words in the English language that are generally not considered tasteful in polite company.

Examples

• Awesome Sound - "I got this really fuckin' awesome sound"
• Baby Bitch - "Baby, baby, baby bitch"; "I'm better now, please fuck off"; "The bitch that you've locked up inside"; "Fuck you, you stinkin'-ass ho"
• Big Fat Fuck
• Belgian Stew - "Motherfucker hit me left now hit me right"
• Boing - "Shit on a shingle at dawn"
• Boys Club - "You can go find yourself a nice piece of ass"
• Bumblebee - "Oh shit! Oh shit!"
• Chocolate Town - "Said shit's for real, man, like I don't know"; "Get your punk ass back to the dog show"
• Church Fire - "Heat that'll make your fuckin' eyes pop"
• Common Bitch - "Let me tell you about the fuckin' bitch, Deaner!"; "Common bitch, my head itch, scratch it bitch!"; "No shit!"; etc.
• Don't Shit Where You Eat
• Däs Bullshit
• Flies on My Dick - "Oh, sweet mindfuck lady"; etc.
• Fred - "Frederick's handicapped, shit!"
• Fuck you 2
• Fuckholm Suckholm Dickholm SickholmDäs Bullshit
• Hey Fat Boy (Asshole) - "Fucker, come here!"; "Hey asshole, come here!"; etc.
• Hippy Smell - "Gonna get' your little hippy ass killed or somethin'"
• I Got to Put the Hammer Down - "I'm fuckin' stupid beyond my years"
• In the Garden - "And the chicks... with dicks"
• I'm in the Mood to Move - "God damn it"; "Fly in the air twelve feet motherfuck"
• I Play It Off Legit - "Shootin' shit"; "I'm checkin' out the shit laughin'"; "Later on I'll fuck her"; "Bitch was houndin' [your]^[?] shit"; "My mom bought me a cool shirt, when I wear it I'm the shit"
• I Saw Gener Cryin' in His Sleep - "You fucked it up again!"
• Laura - "Why the hell am I with ya?"
• Light Me Up - "Gotta sell that shit off quick"; "The best designer shit you've ever seen"
• Little Miss Mandee - "And she smelled like shit"
• L.M.L.Y.P. - "Let me lick your pussy, let me lick your cunt"; "Shit, baby!"
• Mister Richard Smoker - "You smoke! big dick!"
• Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? - "I think his lung's fucked up"
• Molly - "Van Winkle say 'fuck you'"
• Mononucleosis - "Now you're on the couch, you can't even move your fucking head"
• Mocha - "Junkie ass bitch","Two-bit, slut whore, Smoker"
• Mushroom Festival in Hell
• Mourning Glory - "You better take a good look at your mind, fucker!"; "Why would he be such a fucker to me?"; etc.
• My Own Bare Hands - "Stick it up in your ass"; "I'm gonna be your lawnmower and cut your fuckin' grass"; "She's gonna be my cock professor, studyin' my dick, she's gonna get a master's degree in fuckin' me"; etc.
• Nan - "Hi, I'm fuckin' Eddie Dingle"; "She overpopulated my senses, and fuckin' dicked me over"; "I don't give a flying fuck about you or Danny, you bitch!"; etc.
• Never Drink Milk From the Witches Tit - "The evil bitch with the wicked tit""
• Nicole - "Fucking cunt..."; "Hang up the fucking phone!"; etc.
• Pandy Fackler - "Suckin' dicks under the promenade"
• Papa Zit - "This is the shit!"
• Piss Up a Rope - "Hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope"; "On your knees, you big bootie bitch, start suckin'"; "You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle"; "Now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle"
• Piledriver - "Lookin' for some pussy on a Saturday night"
• Pumpin' 4 the Man - "Before you can leave, you got to sweep the fuckin' shop"; "It's a real, real bitch to be workin' for the man, but shit, I do it well, so what the fuck?"; "I could probably wash dishes at some other fuckin' dump, but it's all the same to me, bustin' ass to make a buck"; "Pump that fucker good"; "Get your fingers out your ass, and pump some faggot's gas"; "It's a piss poor life..."; "And then you check their oil and know you're fucked"; "No one wants a loser who . . . looks like shit . . . and rude as hell"
• Push th' Little Daisies - "Happier than shit"
• Put the Coke on My Dick
• Reggaejunkiejew - "Do up a bag and drop dead, motherfucker"; "All that you speak is bullshit"; "Maybe some people like to eat it, but I think you're a dick"; "Reggaejunkiejew, fuck you!"; etc.
• She Fucks Me
• Smooth Mover - "He's leaving' with your whore"
• Sonja Troutner - "I knew I was gonna get fucked"
• Sketches of Winkle - "All he's doin' is bitchin'"
• Sonja Troutner - "I knew I was gonna get fucked"
• Suckin' Blood From the Devil's Dick
• Sweet Texas Fire - "That Southern girl's got something that I know will kick your ass"
• Stop, Look, Listen (and Learn) - "Stop, look, listen and learn, fucker"
• Strap On That Jammy Pac - "Van Winkle say 'fuck you'"
• The Blarney Stone - "Get off my ass, you wee bitty fuck"; "You're shit out of luck"; "After I fuck her, she'll get up and sing"
• The Goin' Gets Tough From the Getgo - "Oh brother, you get shit on in the end"; "Oh brother, not another motherfucker gotta go now"
• The Golden Eel - "An endless barrage of shit racking my mind"
• The Grobe - "But it's a pain in the ass to let 'em go"
• The Stallion Pt. 1 - "You're fucking with the god damn stallion, mang"; "God damn son of a bitch"; "God damn motherfucker"; "Do you know who you're fucking with?"; "On my dick you should sit"; "You fucking piece of shit"; "I'm the fucking stallion, mang"; etc.
• The Fucked Jam
• Tick - "I stabbed the little prick"
• Waving My Dick in the Wind - "I'm waving my dick in the wind"; "That pig's a pretty mean bastard"
• You Can Go Shit in Your Hat (Matt)
• You Fucked Up - "You fucked up"; "You bitch"; "Fucking Nazi whore"; "You dicked me over"; "Shit bitch"
• Zoloft - "No longer pissed"