Put the Coke on My Dick

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"Put the Coke on My Dick"
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Song by Ween
from the album Craters of the Sac
Released1999
Recordedc. 1996–1997
Length3:00
LabelSelf-released
Craters of the Sac track listing
"Big Fat Fuck"
(3)
"Put the Coke on My Dick"
(4)
"Makin' Love in the Gravy"
(5)

"Put the Coke on My Dick" is a song by Ween, from the semi-official album Craters of the Sac.

Song Details[edit | edit source]

Recording and Composition[edit | edit source]

The studio version of "Put the Coke on My Dick" is in the key of F minor, while live performances transpose it down to E minor.

The song was written and recorded during the Mollusk sessions.[1] The studio version has never been officially released, except on the semi-official online album Craters of the Sac in 1999.

The lead vocal on the studio version is sung by drummer Claude Coleman, who actually wrote the lyrics himself on top of an instrumental jam written by Dean Ween. According to Claude, he recorded the vocals in one take because it was wintertime and it was very cold outside where the recording was taking place. He has also said that he played the guitar solo on the song.[2] In 2013 he admitted that he has never actually put cocaine on his penis.[3]

Live Performances[edit | edit source]

As on the studio version, Claude Coleman typically sings the lead vocal when the song is performed live, as can be heard on a 7/8/2000 recording on the Live at Stubb's album (from the White Pepper tour).

While not one of their most frequently played songs, it still has usually been played live at least a few times per year since it was debuted in late 1999.[4] It also was a regular part of the Dean Ween Group set in 2015. In addition, Deaner played it once in 2013 billed as "Dean Ween and Friends".[5]

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

Dinner was nice

Dressed up real pretty

Took you out dancin'

And a night on the city


Time's a'wastin'

And talk is cheap

Bought a bag of blow

With my pay for the week


Put the coke on my dick

And turn to the wall

Your pussy is swollen

And my penis is raw


Looks like sugar

On a hard piece of meat

Get your big ass around

So you can taste the heat


Put the fuckin' coke

On the tip of my cock

All night long

I'm strong as a rock


Better be good

Cuz tonight I'm smokin'

Two tons of man

Is the title I'm holdin'


Put the coke on my dick

And turn to the wall

Your pussy is swollen

And my penis is raw


Looks like sugar

On a hard piece of meat

Get your big ass 'round

So you can taste the heat


Ow!

Give it to me

Give it to me baby


Put the coke on my dick

And turn to the wall

Your pussy is swollen

And my penis is raw


Looks like sugar

On a hard piece of meat

Get your big ass 'round

So you can taste the heat


The hour is late

Get me up and see

The zits on your ass girl

They don't bother me


Tonight I'm fire

And there ain't no stoppin'

Put the fuckin' coke

On my motherfuckin' cock head


Song Themes[edit | edit source]

Alcohol/Drugs, Profanity/Swearing, Sex, Sung by Others

References[edit | edit source]