Put the Coke on My Dick

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"Put the Coke on My Dick"
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Song by Ween
from the album Craters of the Sac
Released1999
Recordedc. 1996–1997
Length3:00
LabelSelf-released
Craters of the Sac track listing
"Big Fat Fuck"
(3)
"Put the Coke on My Dick"
(4)
"Makin' Love in the Gravy"
(5)

"Put the Coke on My Dick" is a song by Ween, from the semi-official album Craters of the Sac.

Appearances[edit | edit source]

Song Details[edit | edit source]

Recording and Composition[edit | edit source]

The studio version of "Put the Coke on My Dick" is in the key of F minor, while live performances transpose it down to E minor.

The song was written and recorded during the Mollusk sessions.[1] The studio version has never been officially released, except on the semi-official online album Craters of the Sac in 1999.

The lead vocal on the studio version is sung by drummer Claude Coleman, who actually wrote the lyrics himself on top of an instrumental jam written by Dean Ween. According to Claude, he recorded the vocals in one take because it was wintertime and it was very cold outside where the recording was taking place. He has also said that he played the guitar solo on the song.[2] In 2013, he admitted that he has never actually put cocaine on his penis.[3]

Live Performances[edit | edit source]

As on the studio version, Claude Coleman typically sings the lead vocal when the song is performed live, as can be heard on a 7/8/2000 recording on the Live at Stubb's album (from the White Pepper tour).

While not one of their most frequently played songs, it still has usually been played live at least a few times per year since it was debuted in late 1999.[4] It also was a regular part of the Dean Ween Group set in 2015. In addition, Deaner played it once in 2013 billed as "Dean Ween and Friends".[5]

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

Dinner was nice
Dressed up real pretty
Took you out dancin'
And a night on the city

Time's a'wastin'
And talk is cheap
Bought a bag of blow
With my pay for the week

Put the coke on my dick
And turn to the wall
Your pussy is swollen
And my penis is raw

Looks like sugar
On a hard piece of meat
Get your big ass around
So you can taste the heat

Put the fuckin' coke
On the tip of my cock
All night long
I'm strong as a rock

Better be good
Cuz tonight I'm smokin'
Two tons of man
Is the title I'm holdin'

Put the coke on my dick
And turn to the wall
Your pussy is swollen
And my penis is raw

Looks like sugar
On a hard piece of meat
Get your big ass 'round
So you can taste the heat

Ow!
Give it to me
Give it to me baby

Put the coke on my dick
And turn to the wall
Your pussy is swollen
And my penis is raw

Looks like sugar
On a hard piece of meat
Get your big ass 'round
So you can taste the heat

The hour is late
Get me up and see
The zits on your ass girl
They don't bother me

Tonight I'm on fire
And there ain't no stoppin'
Put the fuckin' coke
On my motherfuckin' cock head

Song Themes[edit | edit source]

Alcohol/Drugs, Profanity/Swearing, Sex, Sung by Others

References[edit | edit source]