Alcohol/Drugs

Many Ween songs contain references to alcohol and/or drugs.

Alcohol

• Blue Balloon - "The banks of bacchanal"
• Booze Me Up and Get Me High
• Help Me Scrape the Mucus Off My Brain - "I need whiskey to ease the pain"
• Hey There Fancypants - "Drinkin' down your dinner all alone"
• I Drink a Lot
• If You Love Me - "I'm gonna drink myself silly"
• It's Gonna Be a Long Night - "We'll rack 'em up and suck 'em down"
• Mister Richard Smoker - "Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa"; "Cognac and black coffee with the boys"
• Mononucleosis - "Can't have a smoke, can't even enjoy a little brew"
• Mourning Glory - "...And he doesn't even drink beer!"
• Mountain Dew
• Old Queen Cole - "You drink the whiskey and the wine, and it tastes just fine"
• Sorry Charlie - "My boss is coming down soon, Chuck, he's drunk so you can't stay"
• Strap On That Jammy Pac - "Sip on that famitty flask"(?)^{[lyric unclear]}
• Stroker Ace - "Gotta hit last call down at the bar now"
• Suckin' Blood From the Devil's Dick - "Tequila margarita's what makes me tick"
• Sweet Texas Fire - "Drinkin' your drink and gettin' all drunk"
• The Blarney Stone - "Down to the pub for a two-shilling ale"
• The Grobe - "Wine mixed with the tide"
• Waving My Dick in the Wind - "I'm lost in the sauce once again"
• You Can Go Shit in Your Hat (Matt) - "Drinkin' pussy shots with the fat girls"
• Your Party - "Cream puffs and bourbon"
• Weenstock

Drugs

• Bananas and Blow - "Stuck in my cabana, livin' on bananas and blow"; "Eatin' the bananas and the cocaine off the mirror"
• Chocolate Town
• El Camino - "One pill makes you makes you larger, and one pill makes you small..." (quote from Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit")
• Even If You Don't - "Takin' my prescriptions, and forgin' my name"
• Happy Colored Marbles - "Happy colored marbles" and "Filling up on the poison nut" may refer to pills
• How High Can You Fly - "Can you get high?"
• I Don't Want to Leave You on the Farm - "Days go by, and I'm still high"; "I'll keep truckin', and gettin' myself stoned"
• I Get a Little Taste of You - "...smoke another bowl"
• I Got to Put the Hammer Down - "I was strung out on a heroin kick"; "With my pipe and a needle just tryin' to get high"
• I'm Holding You
• It's Gonna Be a Long Night - "You bring the razor blade, I'll bring the speed"
• Junkie Boy
• Little Birdy - "I don't know why he got me high"; etc.
• Mango Woman - "'You smoke a spliff?' 'Yeah, I smoke a spliff'"
• Mister Richard Smoker - "Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa"; "Little boys on crystal meth"; "You're a velvet coker"
• Mononucleosis - "Can't have a smoke" may refer to cannabis, or simply cigarettes
• Mourning Glory - "What are you, fucking high?"; "I know that he doesn't smoke drugs, and he doesn't do cocaine, and he doesn't shoot smack..."
• Mushroom Festival in Hell
• Never Squeal - "Never squeal on the pusher"
• No Cheese 4 the Candyman - ¨Stop freebasing crack¨
• Puffy Cloud - "My brain is dead from too much pot, 'cause Gene and I smoke too much pot"
• Put the Coke on My Dick
• Reggaejunkiejew - "Do up a bag and drop dead" etc.
• Sorry Charlie - "Lord knows she can't support you, so you better sell more pot"
• Springtheme - "You got me high" may or may not be a drug reference
• Suckin' Blood from the Devil's Dick - "One more bag of smack oughta do the trick"
• Sweet Texas Fire - "Slingin' hash at Denny's", "Gas, ass or grass, but not for free"
• Tender Situation - "Get off the pot, man, shake and bake"
• The Grobe - "Put the pointed pencil in the pepper-po, and take a little sniff of the things below"
• You Can Go Shit in Your Hat (Matt) - "Why don't you do some more blow", "Smokin' weed out back with the trash"
• Zoloft