Let's Get Divorced
"Let's Get Divorced" is an unreleased song by Ween. It is an outtake from sessions for La Cucaracha.
Song Details[edit | edit source]
"Let's Get Divorced" was written during sessions for La Cucaracha, but was left off the record.[1] The title phrase was the germ of the song idea, and the song itself was written around that title.[2] The song was assumed by fans to be live-only until a demo studio recording was leaked online by the Ween Archive on March 15, 2022.
Although written as a Ween song, "Let's Get Divorced" is often more associated with Gene Ween's solo career, due to Gene taking the song on tour from 2008-2009 with the Gene Ween Band.[3] These live performances notably featured Dave Dreiwitz playing the tuba. "Let's Get Divorced" has never been played live by Ween.[4]
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
Pity, I've got none
Love, bullshit
Pain, plenty to spare
Trust, gone
Looks, I see your age
Health, always a problem
Sex, ugh!
Let's get divorced
See you in court
You're stupid and not worthy of my love
Let's get divorced
I hope you lose
To tell your friends what a failure you've become
Smarts, never schooled
Wisdom, like a puppy
Looking at the bags beneath your eyes
Ass, too much meat
Tits, old and saggy
The tattoo on your back makes you a slut
Let's get divorced
See you in court
You're stupid and not worthy of my love
Let's get divorced
I hope you lose
To tell your friends what a failure you've become
Kids, I'll take them
You go live with your mom
I'm dating a cute little Polish girl
Time, I've got plenty
Money, you get nothing
Here's five bucks, go buy yourself some chips
Let's get divorced
See you in court
You're stupid and not worthy of my love
Let's get divorced
I hope you lose
To tell your friends what a failure you've become[5]