It's Not Cool
"It's Not Cool" is an unreleased song by Ween. It is a La Cucaracha outtake.
Song Details[edit | edit source]
"It's Not Cool" was never performed live by Ween - however, it was played alongside many other La Cucaracha outtakes by the Gene Ween Band in 2008 and 2009.[1]
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
The song features the phrase "It's not cool man, it's just not cool" repeated through its entirety - to avoid redundancy, all that is listed below are what the lead vocals sing.
I got executive, judicial and legislative
I got a same-sex species who have already mated
I got a big black beauty with an iron lung
Down Louisiana where the pony run
Run, pony!
I got a glass eye, contemplate my inner structure
I got a senate majority vote on my destruction
Thirty-five years and I'll commit myself
To a position in the U.S. Department of Health
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool, no
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool, break it down!
No, no, no, it's not cool, man, it's just not coolYeah, no, no, it's not cool, man, it's just not cool
No, it's not cool, man, it's just not cool
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool
I got a phony baloney, Tony Macaroni
I got a '57 Ford with the doo-wop oldie
I get the burger and fry down at the drive-in show
I own a lead packing plant in Pompano
It's not cool, it's just not cool, no, it's not cool!
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool, no!
It's not cool, man, it's just not cool"