(We're All) Snowflakes
"(We're All) Snowflakes is a song by Ween that was written for a 2004 commercial for Virgin Mobile.
Song Details[edit | edit source]
History[edit | edit source]
Ween submitted two tracks to be used for a 2004 Christmas commercial by Virgin Mobile: "Sleigh" and "(We're All) Snowflakes", with the latter going on the be aired with the advert and Sleigh going unused
Alternate versions[edit | edit source]
A widely circulated unused version of the song featuring female vocals by an unknown artist exists.
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
It's okay if you're a Muslim, a Christian or a Jew
It's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do
An all-inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you! (and pagans, too)
In some ways we're all monkeys, well maybe just a smidgen
I'm a Scientologist, that's kind of a religion
Whose faith is the right one? It's anybody's guess
What matters most is camera phones for twenty dollars less
And there's never any hidden fees, oh what a joyous day
No commitments means I'm proud to go both ways
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you!
This is gonna be the best Chrismahanukwanzakah ever...[1]