(We're All) Snowflakes

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"(We're All) Snowflakes is a song by Ween that was written for a 2004 commercial for Virgin Mobile.

Song Details[edit | edit source]

History[edit | edit source]

Ween submitted two tracks to be used for a 2004 Christmas commercial by Virgin Mobile: "Sleigh" and "(We're All) Snowflakes", with the latter going on the be aired with the advert and Sleigh going unused

Alternate versions[edit | edit source]

A widely circulated unused version of the song featuring female vocals by an unknown artist exists.

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

It's okay if you're a Muslim, a Christian or a Jew
It's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do
An all-inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation

Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you! (and pagans, too)

In some ways we're all monkeys, well maybe just a smidgen
I'm a Scientologist, that's kind of a religion
Whose faith is the right one? It's anybody's guess

What matters most is camera phones for twenty dollars less
And there's never any hidden fees, oh what a joyous day
No commitments means I'm proud to go both ways

Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you!

This is gonna be the best Chrismahanukwanzakah ever...[1]

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